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[waspyourface]

< GODDESSASPECT >

Leave me a message, darlings, and if you're lucky I'll get back to you soon.

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< H.Jack69 > - late night text

[thedifferencebetween]

do u evr just think about teeth?

i mean the fact that w just pressure n these little nubs of bone in ur mouth u have a natural deadly weapon? even a friggin herbvore can rip open flesh if it has 2

mouths r full of weapons n thats pretty awesome

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

An important weapon for those of us with fewer deadly options and less bulk to use them with.

Something in particular inspire you, darling?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

true that!

sort of. i go 2 the red room a lot, get that drink so i can b human for a couple hours, get drunk n high n eat food n do all that fleshy stuff i dont normally get 2 do which is wut im doing now

tl;dr: im tearing in2 a steak n im high as balls

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

Fascinating. What exactly are you high on, at the moment?

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

[A few moments later:]

... How do you drink the drink that turns you human in the first place anyway?

Re: <GoddessAspect>

[thedifferencebetween]

just sum gud ol MJ

they dont make pot 4 robots

yet

sux it only lasts inside, i cant go out n have fun n stay human

n i dont have teeth as a bot


u kno my lightr fingr? i pour it n the fuel compartment!

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

not even the hallucinogenic strain? sometimes the simplicity of your taste surprises me, Jack.

How delightful that that works. Your physiology astounds me.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

so i dunno how uv been handling the bullshit wtfery going down but xperience tells me itll b over in a week, 2 tops. n im waiting it out in my basement bcuz that seems smart 2 me

so wut do u say when nite of the living sky ded is over, u n me paint the town red 4 my bday. literally, figuratively, little o both columns, wutever

oh n u can come chill in my basement if u want

i got my home lab down here!

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

I have been very gracefully avoiding it, darling.

I would love nothing more than to cause some active chaos to celebrate your life and birth. I have been working on a little something for you, for the occasion, but I suppose the unveiling must wait until this little... excitement is over.

Is the coast even remotely clear? I would rather not be accosted on my way to you.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

gud things r worth waiting 4, beautiful!

it looks fine on my street? cant speak 4 anywhere else but it looks like they got pretty specific targets n im not 1 of em.

< GoddessAspect >

[waspyourface]

You're right about that. It'll be worth the wait, I promise.

That's comforting halfway. It's been quiet out here so far, so I could think the same of myself, but I haven't survived this long by making such assumptions.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

c now ur just getting me excited...

yea this little fuck up isnt as easy 2 ignore as a lot of em. but i figure enough stupid self sacrificing types r out dealing with it, well b fine

< GoddessAspect >

[waspyourface]

Good.

Sounds right enough. Very well, I am on my way to you. If I get waylaid by nonsense I shall blame you entirely. 😘

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

Hello Lucrezia dear Lucrezia I regret to inform you that I am unable to attend your dinner party tomorrow night please understand this is not a decision I take lightly.

[...The party was two weeks ago.]

<GoddessAspect>

[waspyourface]

... Darling, I believe you have fallen quite out of chronological time. My soiree is two weeks past.

[marcato]

'Darling' what a pleasant thing to call another person. 'Darling.' I'm fond of you Lucrezia and I like the way you speak. That's why I'm disappointed I can't make it to your party. Couldn't make it to your party.

What day is it?

[waspyourface]

You're generally quite pleasant company yourself. I wonder quite what happened to you. It is Friday the 19th. What is the last thing you remember?

Action!

[thedifferencebetween]

It's been a while since Jack had a mouth. Now he has an abundance of mouths. And actual flesh. Like he's not gonna take advantage of that. He's been taking advantage of all the pleasures of a real body, and he's not the only one who gets something out of this.

First opportunity, he's asked Lucrezia back to the house - when he's sure Tim's not home. He wants to do all kinds of things with her, but top of the list is just kissing her. Regular old tonsil hockey, like a couple of teenagers in the back of a car.

She's freaky and beautiful and crazy smart and Jack's already head over heels nuts about her. It's sucked not being able to just kiss her whenever he damn wants to. There's something about just making out.

And the second she's through the door into the house, that's exactly what Jack does. He meets her eyes with his one remaining one and cups her face with one ephemeral, glowing hand.

"I been thinking about this for a long time, sweetheart."

With a grin he leans in, catching her mouth with is own.

[waspyourface]

As fun as it can be to play with a partner who is mostly metal construct, who has all the wires and plates and mechanical bits Lucrezia loves to tinker with, there's something dissatisfying about making love to metal, after awhile. Not that she has any plans to stop doing so, but knowing that they have at least a window of time in which Jack has regained a good amount of flesh has Lucrezia in a good mood.

She's about to be in an even better one, as she promenades her way into Jack's home after a lovely afternoon playing with their new magic and generally being the terrifying creatures they are together.

He touches her face and she practically purrs, closing her eyes and leaning into the touch for a moment. Blue fire, but she adores this man. He's deliciously evil and absolutely taken with her- what more could a girl want?

All he gets in response is a pointy, girlish grin, before they're kissing and she's kissing him back, her hands on his chest, and pushing herself up taller on her joined legs. It's been a long time since she was able to kiss him, and her hunger for it shows in little sounds of pleasure.

[thedifferencebetween]

There it is.

They just really don't get the chance to do this enough. Everything they do is great, really great, but he's missed the feeling of their mouths moving against each other like this. He pulls her close, careful of her new parts, grinning through their kiss as he feels his body reacting.

That's something else he misses. And now? Like this? Shit, it literally feels like his flesh is coming to life. The glow emanating from him brightens, the color deepening. His tail flicks behind him, eridium tip glittering in the light. his slightly forked tongue is insistent against her lips, hips pressing eagerly into her.

When she was first changed, Lucrezia's weird spider body had creeped Jack out. A lot. Now? Whatever, the rest of her is hot as hell and he doesn't mind the rest of her anymore.

[waspyourface]

It's a simple indulgence, but sometimes that's just with you crave, like eating chocolate cake, or soaking in the bath. Lucrezia happily parts her lips for him, playfully slotting her tongue between the fork in his own. She can feel him smiling and it causes a little giggle in her chest.

She feels like a little girl again, sneaking around with boys to make out in hidden nooks and unused spaces. It's just pure fun.

Lucrezia pulls herself up so her human torso can press flush to Jack, curling her fingers on the back of his head to take a handful of hair- whatever form that hair has taken now.

[thedifferencebetween]

Yeah, if this isn't permanent, he's gotta work on getting a working mouth. It'd be worth it.

Everything is revving his engines, his hands roaming eagerly...until he feels the weirdest sensation in the back of his head. Not on it, but in in. What the hell?

Oh...oh god.

Jack pauses, making a little 'mmm!' noise to get Lucrezia's attention.

"Uh...sweetheart? I think part of your hand...so this hole thing in my face goes all the way through, like skull and brain and everything, ya just can't see cuz I got hair, and...I think you're in there."

Most awkward thing he's ever said during makeouts.

[waspyourface]

Absolutely worth it. Lucrezia would even donate to the cause.

She does kind of enjoy the rumble of mechanics against her chest as she presses herself to him, though. He makes for a very sexy construct, she must say.

When he stops them, she feels a little spike of grumpiness, mouth and eyebrows both frowning as she leans back to look at him.

Oh. "Does it? How strange." Despite her absolute fascination with that, she pulls her hand away and rests it on his chest instead. There's a "pick your brain" joke in there that Lucrezia refrains from saying.

"I suppose I'll refrain from the temptation to pull your hair, then."

[nobirdsallowed]

Merry Christmas, Lucrezia! Your kindly little assistant, the moth in the spider's web so it were, has made and purchased a mix of very fancy little snacks, including fancy mustards- whole grain and basil, cured meats- paprika sausage and bacon, jams- plum and mint-cherry, and goldleaf-brushed chocolate dipped candied orange peel

[waspyourface]

What a charming little creature he is. Lucrezia does love being pampered, and will be in quite the good mood after receiving these gifts. She enjoys the snacks in her leisure time, and while she doesn't thank him directly, a few days later he will find there's a new clank wandering around the mansion. It's a little beetle clank, about the size of a small dog, able to store and carry items and scale walls. It can also shoot flames and spit poison, though the poison will need refills. It will follow orders he gives it, if he gives that a try.